CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master LECTURE : An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY : A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things stra...