MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE: An art of
transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of
students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE: The art of
dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic
force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce
comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM: A
place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you
are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC: A book
which people praise, but never read
SMILE: A curve that can
set a lot of things straight
OFFICE: A place where
you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN: The only time
when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together
EXPERIENCE: The name
men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an
end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER: A fool who
torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to
go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST: A person who
starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST: A person who
while falling from EIFFEL
TOWER says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET”
PESSIMIST: A person who
says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter In
OPPORTUNITY
MISER: A person who
lives poor so that he can die RICH
FATHER: A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS: Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN: One who shakes
your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR: A person who
kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
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